Prior to living in Minnesota, I lived in Saint Louis. In the summer, a common refrain was, “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.” Now that I live in the middle of this God-forsaken frozen tundra I’ve realized something: It’s not the snow, it’s the cold.
I really dislike snow…like a lot. It’s one of the most obnoxious things to fall out of the sky. But then I learned it can actually be too cold to snow. This is a terrible revelation.
It’s going to be -14*F tonight. A month ago it was -32*F.
Fuck that. I’ll take 14 inches of snow any day.