Oh woe is me! Whatever would I do without Phyllis Schlafly to show me the error of my ways?!
I had no idea I was such a failure as a woman!
I just didn’t know that I was supposed to seek out a man who made more money than me. I just wasn’t putting enough emphasis on how much money my boyfriend–sorry, suitable mate–was making.
Imagine! I could have been an old maid based on my salary. Whew…that was close!
Oh, I have to run, my dears.
I need to stir up my concern regarding the cleanliness of my office. I’m so busy working my ass off to get the department newsletter designed, written, and edited each week I barely have time to empty my garbage can! I should focus more on getting the garbage out. Silly me!
No wonder I don’t get paid as much as a man!
Written in response to Phyllis Schlafly’s comments regarding equal pay for women.