Hardwork and Ass-Kissing

Mathematics:

This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.  It has indisputable mathematical logic.  It also made me laugh.

This is strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What makes 100%?  What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you give over 100%?  Who is achieving 103%? and what makes up 100% in life?

Here’ a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

and look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hardwork and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there; its bullshit and ass-kissing that will put you over the top!

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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